Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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