I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
we're making bets on your personal life
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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