i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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