Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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