kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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