a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
