He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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