so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Drake has all the answers
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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