Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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