that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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