Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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