She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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