I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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