This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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