This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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