Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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