Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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