So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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