i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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