I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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