Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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