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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm always down for nudity.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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