Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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