talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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