So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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