nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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