She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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