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I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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