i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
Randomize
