Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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