Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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