No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
party gras won. party gras always wins.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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