There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I think I am morally bankrupt
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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