My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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