Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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