girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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