chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
