I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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