There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Is it because I queefed?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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