Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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