talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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