Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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