I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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