Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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