Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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