I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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