who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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I need you to use more vowels.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
