it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
He? As in you personified your dick?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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