I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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