Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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