oh god the rape fog is back!
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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