singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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