Dual....:-)
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I want to fling myself into the sun
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
