no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Shame is for Republicans.
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