You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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