He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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