whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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